beep-beep-ouch

Nice Amish lady riding down the road in her horse drawn buggy when she gets pulled over by a State trooper.Trooper says Ma'm ur little red lite on the back of ur buggy isnt working.Thanks be to u sir says Amish lady.I will get my husband to address that when I get home.Also,says Trooper,I notice that ur reins are wrapped around ur horses testicles.That can be considered animal cruelty.Thanks be to u again sir,says nice Amish lady,I will have my husband address that when I get home.So off she trots.When she gets home she says to hubby,State Trooper says that the red lite is out in our rear lantern.Hubby says Ok,I will go right out and put another bulb in it.Oh by the way,says Amish lady,he also said that the horn needs fixing.Hee-haw.BJ

lmao

hahaha,my mom told me that one a while ago. I thought that was a good one. LOL

thats funny.





-justin

wait wait wait....


...in the version I heard,the reins around the horse's testicles was the emergency brake.

What goes clip-clop clip-clop clip-clop BANG BANG BANG!





An Amish drive by! I know........kinda lame, but while we're telling Amish jokes LOL!

Slavery wagon ride-by?