funny but gross

This Christmas why don't you get your loved ones a little gold pill that will make them shit glitter. Yes, this little pill is dipped in gold and filled with 24-karat-gold leaf. It's supposed to make your caca all glittery and shiny. $425. (some-spam-one emailed this to me)

What a shitty idea for a gift.

Gee let me think about it.... No.

Expensive and shitty gift! lol.

I would kick someone directly in the nuts. Why not just get me a fat ass bottle of goldschlager and at least I could get f*cked up?

What if the person had boobs,not nuts?Where would u kick them?Will the stuff take the stink out of ur sh-- as well?If so,I may try a pill or two---NOT.LOL BJ

golden poo

Hmm, interesting. I guess they finally found a way to make poo valuable, haha.

Dave Chapelle did fresh cracked diamonds to make his doo doo sparkle! "Its the BEST SHIT EVA!"

Chapelle Show - CRIBS

man i wanna shit gold.




-justin