George Carlin

Goerge is at it again.Here is one of his new rules for 2008: Stop screwing around with old people.Target has announced a new pill bottle.It is square,has a larger label and the top is now the bottom.By the time ole Gramps has figured out how to open it,his ass will be in the morgue.Congratulations,Target,u have just solved the Social Security crisis.Hee-haw.BJ

Top is now the bottom? WTF?

thats kinda like earl pitts this morning, talkin about a study that was done that said smokers were healthier than obese people, they on average lived 3 years longer than obese individuals....."so you guys that smoke what have a nagging obese old lady can now chear up, once she's gone, you'll have 3 years of peace & quite!"

Yeah,before their sorry ass dies a terrible death with lung cancer.BJ

yeah, I kinda wanted to see who did this study, it was some university, but I can't remember.....the 3 years would probably endup being with lung cancer and being more miserable than the previous years with the better half....

lmao. I love george carlin.