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hocbj23
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Q: If u are going to make a parachute jump,how high should u be at least?

A: Three days of steady drinking should do it.

Q: If u pat a dog on the head,he wags his tail.What will a goose do?

A; Make him jump?

Q: Does it take more than three words in Hawaiian to say I love you?

A: No, a pineapple and a 20 work just fine.

Q:How many Bsceners does it take to drop a truck?

A:75. 74 to argue about static versus bags and 1 to shoot all 4 tires out.

Hee-Haw.BJ
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immortal1 (linn)
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Awwmannnnnn..... now I need some new tires LOL. Funny stuff!