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Quitting Bank of America

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seth@twistedminis.com's avatar
Quitting Bank of America
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twisted minis
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Customer Quitting Bank of America

A conversation between a Customer and Bank of America...



Bank: This is the Bank of America, can I help you?



Customer: Yes, I want to cancel my account. I don't want to do

business with you any longer.



Bank: Why?



Customer: You're giving credit to illegal immigrants and I don't think

it's right. I'm taking my business elsewhere.



Bank: Well, Mr. Customer, we don't want to see you do that, but we

can't stop you. I'll help you close the account. What is your account

number?



Customer: (gives account number)



Bank: For security purposes and for your protection, can you please

give me the last four digits of your social security number?



Customer: No.



Bank: Mr. Customer, I need to verify your information, but in order to

help you, I'll need verification of who you are.



Customer: Why should I give you my social security number? The reason I'm
closing my account is that your bank is issuing credit cards to illegal
immigrants who don't have social security numbers.

You are targeting that audience and want their business. Let's say I'm

an illegal immigrant and you've given me a credit card. I have a question
about it and call for assistance. You wouldn't be asking me for a Social
Security number, would you?



Bank: No sir, I wouldn't.



Customer: Why not?


Bank: Because you would have pressed '2' to speak in Spanish. We don't ask
for that information when calling in on the Spanish line.




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slammedyota91's avatar
slammedyota91
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WTF I have a B of A account im going to close it on friday F that man
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bagdb2200
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hahaha, that's funny...I have never banked there, never will
twisted minis's avatar
twisted minis
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You should do it the same way that guy did. Lol.
slammedyota91's avatar
slammedyota91
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was actually thinking about that lol.
lofosho86's avatar
lofosho86
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thats f'd up man
toddluck's avatar
toddluck
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fack b OF a
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v8mazda4ever
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now that is some funny shit but in reality thats how the whole government works a bunch of brain dead but heads or as my son says jerkin douche bags.
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crazymikey
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it's funny cuz it's true. hahahhaa
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crazymikey
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hahhaahaha. Jerkin Douchebags. That's awesome.

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