Nyuck du jour

Mechanic in a Harley dealership was up to his elbows in the motor of a big ole Harley when the owner came by to check on it. The owner happened to be a cardiologist,so the mechanic decided to give him some good natured ribbing.He says,"Look here doc,Ive got my hands all up in the engine of this Harley,Ive got its heart in my hands,just like u do when u operate on your patients.Hows come I get 30 bucks an hour to do my work and u get 300 bucks an hour to do yours?" The doc thought for a moment and then says,"Try doing it with the motor running." Hee-haw.BJ

he's got a good point there.