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HAHA Stupid Cops!
lofosho86
+1y
On his way home from the bar, a drunk is stopped at a police checkpoint. The officer comes over and tells the driver to roll down his window. When he does, the cop is almost knocked over with the smell of alcohol. So he asks:
"Sir, have you been drinking?"
"Yes", replies the driver.
"What did you have exactly?"
"Well, about seven or eight beers, a couple of whiskies, and then one or two night caps in the form of double brandies"
The officer pulls out his breathalyzer and says, "Would you mind blowing into this?"
To which the drunk dude retorts: "What for? Don't you believe me?"
"Sir, have you been drinking?"
"Yes", replies the driver.
"What did you have exactly?"
"Well, about seven or eight beers, a couple of whiskies, and then one or two night caps in the form of double brandies"
The officer pulls out his breathalyzer and says, "Would you mind blowing into this?"
To which the drunk dude retorts: "What for? Don't you believe me?"
toddluck
+1y
lol....yeah its like when you get pulled over and the cop says are you a lil drunk and you say yeah a lil horny to wanna sukkkk my d!ck........lol.....just a joke folks it cant hurt ya
91&93b2600i
+1y
then he blows a 0.0 and says that he is the decoy
lofosho86
+1y
haha that would be funny as hell!lol