Here's a little reading for you bored ones.
The Transformative Effects of Marriage on the Y-chromosome. Three women: one
engaged, one married, and one a mistress, are chatting about their relationships
and decide to amaze their men. That night all three will wear a leather bodice
S&M style, stilettos and mask over their eyes .
After a few days they meet again.....
The engaged girlfriend said: 'The other night, when my boyfriend came back
home, he found me in the leather bodice, 4' stilettos and mask. He said, 'You
are the woman of my life, I love you...then we made love all night long.'
The mistress stated: 'Oh Yes! The other night we met in his office. I was
wearing the leather bodice, mega stilettos, mask over my eyes and a raincoat.
When I opened the raincoat, he didn't say a word. We just had wild sex all
night.'
The married one then said: 'The other night I sent the kids to stay at my
mother's for the night, I got myself ready, leather bodice, super stilettos and
mask over my eyes. My husband came in from work, grabbed the TV controller and a
beer, and said...
'Hey Batman, what's for dinner?'