Worst Things For Your Woman To Say, When She Walks In Your Shop

what about   HUNNY   ARE YOU GOING TO BE OUT HERE ALL F*CKING NIGHT!!!!----  UHHH YEP Gotta love that one

"If you put as much effort into our relationship as your cars, we'd be perfect." "Can't you work on the car another night?"  

so where did those wheel's come from? and why have we been eating noodles and rice for 3 weeks and now i see a new truck at your dads house... is it your's? if so why the hell cant u buy something that run's?

doublepumped... she says this to me about once a week... till 3 weeks ago... she moved out.

The best one ever, that I know each and everone one of us has heard. It's such a simple question, but it just crawls deep under my skin!!!  "Whatcha doing?"

Wife says "Your girlfriend is on line 1"

"What did you buy for $582 at some website called Suicidedoors.com and what credit card did you put it on, this isn't our account number..."

" i was gonna ask you to come inside with me and my girlfriend but sence your bussy" damn!!!!!

that is some funny stuff!...........mine just gets referred to as that damn truck

---------------------------------------------Originally posted by Layumon22si'm going to own this truck after the divorce---------------------------------------------that would be when i pull out the gun and have a clint eastwood moment " do you feel lucky punk well di ya "