"Dude, jerking off on my mom is one thing. But banging your grandmother and her roommates? That's like... legendary."
bobogolfcart
+1y
i found one lower not a good pic sorry
can anyone find that older body style minicooper that the dude almost like this one but it was stretched i believe it was red it was on riplys believe it or not http://www.ripleys.com/gallery.php?page=14&#
SHOWTIME
+1y
Whats with the chrome ladder on the side?Maybe some type of bumper?Also whats with the sliding rag like thats gonna do a lot when you are driving you would have to lay down to drive it then.
"nothing, speed racer, what'd you valet your bed?"
"no, but i'll self park it in your asshole!"
and
"Hello, ladies, did you go to high school with Alex?"
i fucking love that movie. a million good quotes. Going to see Pineapple Express in 29 minutes, i got high hopes.
Texmextukin
+1y
Haha that movie is greatness. I also want to see pineapple express, it looks fuckin hilarious.I love the song they play on the trailer(MIA-Paper Planes).Makes me wanna smoke a doobie and chill out
jumbo
+1y
pineapple express is pretty freaking awesome, Danny McBride is my new favorite comedy actor! It's actually a pretty decent action flick while being funny as hell.
acrochicken
+1y
The best line from Grandmas boy is " Dude i am way to wasted to drive to the devils house"
slammedcavvy
+1y
"im sorry did i break your smoking lamp" was that an expensive piece?
i believe the word for that is hooker? your a hooker!!!
There not hookers!! they are message threapest!! yea they will message you cock for money