chuck norris= bitch

steven segal is a fat piece of junk, i love how he has to wear a trenchcoat in all his movies to hide his obeseity...

Hey come on brotha. I am chunky or husky 2. But I don't tried to hide it by wearing a trench coat like that pussy ass Steven Seagal.

I still think the only cool or bad ass thing about chuck norris is his hot wife. He cant even kick a knee cap. His legendary mullet gets in the way.....by the way, the mullet is made of jackie chan's ass crack hair.