The Ultimate Questions

SO WHAT CAME FIRST CAME FIRST ( THE CHICKEN OR THE EGG ) --- ONLY MAX KNOWS - BUT WILL HE EVER TELL ???? THATS THE REAL QUESTION ----

ok max here is the ultimate question. where do babies come from? hahaha

I just watn to know....

Where does the white go when the snow melts??

I've lost sleep over that one!!!

Max, why do black tires make white smoke????

MAX...Why do my balls chafe agianst my leg on hot day?

Max can divide by zero.

There aren't any weapons of mass destruction in Iraq. Max lives in California.

max when are pigs gonna fly

How many licks does it take to get to the center of Max???

why did the chicken cross the road?

If nothing sticks to teflon how does teflon stick to the pan?