JACKOFF WITH TOOTHPASTE.........WILL TAKE YOUR MIND OFF THE ANKLE, WHEN YOUR DICK BURNS OFF
johnz
+1y
ahahahahaahha ohh shit thats a good one
mtm
+1y
do the five knuckle shuffle
bill brasky
+1y
When I was in high school I blew my knee out playing football so I had some time to kill. So I worked on my masturbation skills...you know like switch hands with out missing a stroke, off the wall into a glass, into a pop can from five foot away, the trick for this one is hang time.
On a side note now that you had surgery that thing is gonna bother you for the rest of your life...the cold weather kills my knee.
johnz
+1y
been killing me man nothing could be worse then it was
ricecop425
+1y
NFS carbon is pretty badass, def worth the money. If you love the bond movies like myself, they finally just came out on DVD. i know that wont pass a seriously amount of time but it'll help
ricecop425
+1y
NFS carbon is pretty badass, def worth the money. If you love the bond movies like myself, they finally just came out on DVD. i know that wont pass a seriously amount of time but it'll help.