Liar on TV Nascar race

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the mullet usually gives the host a feeling of extreme fearlessness and the ability to take on 2 or 3 police officers at once......

This here is racin... to hell with all that Nascar bullshit. Shit's rigged anyways...

Edited: 10/29/2006 9:48:40 PM by NRChopShop

when it comes to rouny-roun racin, id rather slide my ass around a dirt track at full throttle at 140 mph on 3 wheels with 20 other assholes doing the same thing within inches

nascar happens to be the 2nd biggest sport in the world behind soccer. and yes robby gordon is a lair. that was rediculous, he was even tryin to hide out in the trailer at first until they caught him tryin to run off.

i used to race dirt track, its very physical and intense and there is a lot of engineering involved with setting up your suspension and drivetrain...

but hey i guess if we are stereotyping then all minitruckers are worthless drunk mexican gangbangers that sell drugs.

Edited: 10/29/2006 11:22:19 PM by lowrthnu92

Originally posted by dawg64



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yea iv noticed most drivers are fat outa shape beer-bellyd slobs .......

Originally posted by trashed



i used to race dirt track, its very physical and intense and there is a lot of engineering involved with setting up your suspension and drivetrain...

but hey i guess if we are stereotyping then all minitruckers are worthless drunk mexican gangbangers that sell drugs.

.....your the only one putting that stereotype on us.

hell...minitruckers dont have money for that shit lol.