FBI Job Opening!

Don't you think it's funny that Phil calls us gay and then tries to suck Mikes balls off and calls him cute!? WTF??? Phil's the Butt Pirate!! Who says darned anyways???

Dan, how'd you like that present I left inside your Merc model at your desk?
I've been growing my pubic mane out all summer just for you!

Seriously, we've had a lot of response from you guys, and if you're serious we're looking to fill the position immediately. Come get your foot in the door, and grow with us!

-Phil at FBI

Phil is alive?? Wow you call and never can get him on the phone to chat and say sup anymore, or better yet for him to give you hell for being stuck with a name like Smurf!!!!

Awww, Bart, don't be so blue!

Get it? Blue, like a Smurf!!

Been a long time- they don't let me have a phone anymore, ever since that one time I- actually, I'd better not say until after the court date...

But I still have my trusty computer! Hit me up on here sometime!

Love,
Phil

Originally posted by framelayer521



Awww, Bart, don't be so blue!

Get it? Blue, like a Smurf!!

Been a long time- they don't let me have a phone anymore, ever since that one time I- actually, I'd better not say until after the court date...

But I still have my trusty computer! Hit me up on here sometime!

Love,Phil

I honestly think Phil has gotten soft on us!!! Dear lord man what is the deal?? You been watching too much Dr. Phil (get it?) or what?? You are breaking every Miller Lite Man Law!!!

ya phil decided to stick with computers and ditch the phone since gay porn is easier to access that way...........

and as for the court date drama
dont mention anything about it to dan
his butt still...... i mean he will be butt hurt.......
something about phil and 4link bars??????

Originally posted by lumpy



ya phil decided to stick with computers and ditch the phone since gay porn is easier to access that way...........

and as for the court date dramadont mention anything about it to danhis butt still...... i mean he will be butt hurt.......something about phil and 4link bars??????

LMFAO!!!!

Originally posted by framelayer521



Dan, how'd you like that present I left inside your Merc model at your desk?I've been growing my pubic mane out all summer just for you!

-Phil at FBI

Yay! no more random showing of pube-ige while walking through fbi! i still have nightmares from the last crotch afro siting

Alright! That's enough! We are going to scare people away from working here.

naw itll just show whos serious about the job and if they can put up with ass slappin homos....
isnt that how vic-tard got the job