well im getting a divorce

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well im getting a divorce
yomuchocars avatar
yomuchocars
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Originally posted by low mazda



yeah my wife told me she wanted out divorce quick and in a hurry, and come to find out, the only reason she wanted it such a hurry is because she was pregnant with her cousin's baby and didn't want me to find out.

not to be a dick, but i dont think thats something i would tell a few thousand people online. but you see what i do is i break up with a woman around thanksgiving, then get back with them around the first of the year that way you dont have to spend money on her for christmas, and you can spend it on your truck. this is what i got after a hail storm and breaking up with a girl this summer.

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nrskinny
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Originally posted by slamdatruck



OCt and Sept are the worst time for breakups.

B.S. Sept and Oct are the best times forr breakups. That gives you 2 or 3 months to save up to buy yourself a X-Mas gift instead of her a gift. Dont be so negative, look on the bright side. Now save you some money and buy yourself some billet accesories or something for X-Mas instead of that stupid necklace or ring you would have bought her. Trust me you will feel much better about it.



DooredFord avatar
DooredFord
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Edited: 9/16/2006 3:29:04 PM by ShorelineF150

haha i read the subject before opening it i thought "more money for the truck" lol..

my girls cool though she wants to come to shows but always has to work on weekends she just see's domination and thinks im like fucking girls at shows im like no just drinking dragging lol... she into the truck somtimes more than me like i had it all shaved and shit and i fucked up my roll pan so now im doin the combo welding the whole ass shut she says "i thought i told u to do that the 1st time around" ... than i buy a 50" flat screen for my room and xbox 360.. she starts bitching "why do u need that??? thats half a paintjob that you NEED!" - i think mines a keeper. than i was contimplating laying it to the door or the rocker $1000 dollar difference and she just kept saying its only $1000 have it doored...finally convinced me.
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THE LOW RANGER
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yea im putting everything into my brothers name my ranger the s 10 and the boat,then when the house gets sold im going to go balls out on the ranger and go get some pussy like the good old days