Funny G-ville quotes

Lets hear them.

"The toilet water is cleaner AFTER you pee in it..." - Brad f/ Concrete Video

WHO....MIKE JONES....WHO MIKE JONES

"Local Alert!"

Greenville: Now featuring show friendly plastic beer bottles...i hope

^^^thats a good one

Terence

"dont go down past the relax inn
y?
u dont wanna know"

"show me your bewbies!"

"tha 'sip 'sip dirty souf'!" quote from the locals riding down the strip in the new Lowlife

I came up with this saturday night last year in greenville. I'll say it again 1 year to day.
GREENVILLE MISS...HOME OF THE MIKE JONES DRIVING SCHOOL