internet scam

I sell stuff on ebay all the time and every time I list an item for $500 or more I ALWAYS get the same types of emails if I could tell everyone selling or buying anything on the internet it would be this: IF IT SEEMS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE 99.9999% OF THE TIME IT IS.

i'd like to make them think i fell for the scam by selling something that would fit in a crate. Instead of sending the item i would send trunk monkey in the crate and when they cracked it open, the monkey would shift its hand to the side and chop em in the throat. Puts anyone down no matter how big or small.

wow i am glad i posted it this they just said they could email me a internet funds check and i could print it and cash it i think this is funny what do these people think minitruckers are a bunch of retards

call em a camel jockey, that'll piss em off

I got one of these idiots emailing me today , I just told them i wanted 48k now rather then the 8500 i was askin..

He replied , no seriously give me a price..

If the idiot cant use more descriptive terms like Your 1994 geo metro hatchback then you have to wonder..

Just sucks people are actually getting screwed over by these idiots

here we go again... are there really people who have not heard of the Nigerian Internet Scam already

Originally posted by mtmcalli



i'd like to make them think i fell for the scam by selling something that would fit in a crate. Instead of sending the item i would send trunk monkey in the crate and when they cracked it open, the monkey would shift its hand to the side and chop em in the throat. Puts anyone down no matter how big or small.

yeah ive heard about it happening. happened to a guy i knew from high school and he lost 1000.