people hatin on your ride

Im confused? I made the quote about Cris but I said it jokingly and I posted it on a discussion forum...I didnt come up to anybody and say that?

geez phil i didnt fuck up the hose thanks alot j/k

i would have said it's like this to make people like you ask dumb ass questions over and over again.that way i can here my voice again

I just offer them back all the money they spent on my truck.

When they smart back that they DIDNT spend their money on it, I tell them "then shut the fuck up"

If that doesnt work (some people are stupid, if not tenacious) I ask for a refund of the money I spent on their ugly girlfriend. That usally makes then try to hit me, which leads to my throwing their dead bodies in the sewer.

russ's creepy knowledge of all things automotive and this new revalation of him throwing dead bodies in sewers is slowly making me more scared of him every day

Yikes....some uncommon anger from Russ....Bad day???????

if they didnt see you get out of it, talk mad shit about it with em and how its a waste of time and money and a bunch of shit then be like "aight man i gotta go" get in it and drive off. They'll be like

haha it was just a joke. I care about what people think of me and my truck about as much as I care about organic chemistry. And thats not much.

Just humor, with a dead pan delivery. I'm about as nice a guy as anyone you'll ever meet.

nice like i'll help you with anything you need or nice like "I have candy"

i like that matt russ your..... odd... lol