i think rick james should make a come back whoop that trick
Originally posted by dropped00civic
i would act like everything is ok and put some nair in her shampoo bottle and when her hair falls out show her the curb
That's a killer idea lol
damn man, a girl that burns your MT's is one step away from chopping off your manhood. get out while you can.
I think I would call Chuck Norris, he would know what to do!
Originally posted by jmn444
there's always two sides to a story, but kick her to the curb man. that's just fucked up to destroy more of something you love after she already was fuking up your shit to start with.i suggest fucking her sister.
the normally helps.
and you probably didn't read the magazines much, so not really a big loss.
Squeeze a bottle of Visine into her Mt. Dew, throw out all the toilet paper in her house and piss on the toilet seat.
I'd give her the angry dragon, the dirty sanchez, the david copperfield, the rodeo, arabian goggles, the chocolate coppered strawberry, the jelly doughnut, the gonzo, AND THEN... finish it off with 5 fingers to the face and tell her to get the fuck out of here!
plus a hot karl and a golden shower, then the five fingers and the get to steppin!
KICK HER IN THE BOX. MAKE SURE YOUR WEARING STEEL TOES. THEN AS STATED BEFORE, TAKE ALL HER MAKEUP, AND ALL THAT SHIT, AND LIGHT IT UP IN THE FIREPIT.
I'd never be with someone like that.
At the first sign that a chick is nuts, she is gone.