Chuck Norris wishes he could do this

look at this chuck norris fan:

his mullet is uber bitchin. chuck norris didnt have a bitchin trans am or perm so micheal knight wins!

Steven Seagal would be a good match.. IMO

"Young Chuck Norris" Drops, Lyrics and Video Posted

You knew that Saturday Night Live just had to try and follow up their hugely successful Chronicles of Narnia Rap short that recently flooded the internet...



On Saturday night, they gave the public what they were looking for: Young Chuck Norris. I'm still leaning towards enjoying the rap stylings of Chris Parnell a little bit more than the butt-metal farce here, but it's still funny...



I've always loved Saturday Night Live, especially in the Mike Myers days when I was growing up, so it just hurts me to rock my TiVo fast-forward button once I give the skit about three seconds to catch my attention. This one grabs it right away...



Read on for the video and full lyrics, and check back here for the Chronicles of Narnia Rap video and lyrics. Come on, SNL. Keep 'em coming...







Sing along with the lyrics below...



Spoken:Legend has it he walks among us even nowA dreamer alone in a world between dreams and realityWas he always a fighter, was he always a heroWhat do we make of the young Chuck Norris



Sung:Norris used his hands and his feetAnd he kicked and he punched with his hands and his feetAnd he kicked and he punched with mr. Bruce LeeOn master of kara-ta-ta-teeAnd he kicks and he spins some moreBack to Vietnam to settle the scoreDon't forget Walker, Texas RangerWhen he kicked and he punched his way from danger



But hey let's turn back time to younger daysBefore all of the fame and mind gamesHis deeds were no less strengthenedA man among other menThe legend of young Chuck Norris yeah



Young Norris used his hands and his feetAnd he kicked and he punched with his hands and his feetHe also ran and he jumped in the airHe was younger so he didn't even careWay before his Hollywood fameHe slapped and punched and he saw the famed name and he was known as Master ChuckHis last name was Norris and his first name was Chuck



Round house kick (Chuck Norris)Death hold grip (Chuck Norris)Mustache lip (Chuck Norris)Tender kiss (Chuck Norris)



Fathers let your daughters knowDreams may come and dreams may goBut a man like Norris never diesHe lives forever in the children's eyes



Young Chuck Norris this is my tribute to theeLive on great warrior into eternity

That was weak. Could have been so much better if SNL didnt gorge on ass these days.

that video was hilarious, when he punched that bitch after gettin her purse back, and punchin both the guy gettin robbed and the robber