What movie is this from?

"Do you sell hubcaps for a '72 Pinto hatchback? Ooh, Mini-Trucker magazine."

Clerks.

"my girlfriend sucked 37 d!cks"

"in a row?"

Try Not to suck any dick on the way to the parking..
hey you get back here..

"I'm not eve supposed to be here"

"Cum guzzling sluts ohh and uhh Happy Scrappy Hero Pup"

Olaf: My love for you is ticking clock, Berserker. Would you like to suck my cock, Berserker.
Jay: That's beautiful man

Randal: This job would be great if it wasn't for the fucking customers

Jay: Shit, my grandma used to say, What's better, fuckin, a good plate with nothin' on it... No wait, I fucked up. What's a good plate with nothin' on it?
Dante: Meaning?
Jay: I don't know, she was senile and shit, she used to fucking piss herself all the time.

Jay: Come on Silent Bob, let's get the fuck out of this fucking jip joint. With this fucking faggot Dante, you cock smoker

Randal: You know how much money the average jiz-mopper makes per hour?

Dante: Hey are there any balls down there?
Jay: About the biggest pair you ever seen, dinglebeRRY


I LOVE THAT MOVIE!

If you are going to mention clerks, then you have to open it up to more kevin smith movies, so here's my question, which one is this from:

Do you play darts?

Not professionally, only in bars

Jay:
weed weed weed, smokin weed, drinkin bud.

pack o' wraps my man, time to kick back, drink some beers and smoke some weed.

(i think i got that right!)

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