son of a freaking biotch

... ok i got a new one. happened today. having a water fight. i am up about 25 feet on top of a stainless steel tank. Spraying down at another worker. he is spraying up. my foot slides off the metal grating onto a spot that was just bare metal... foot slid. i land on my knee. my knee lands of the metal grate. i continue to slide.... looks like i took a cheese grater to my leg. worst part was if i got caught getting hurt like that i get fired... so i have someone rush me up some tape and paper towels. run down stairs with a busted knee and torn and bloody pants... throw on some water proof rain pants, rip the ass out of my pants and claim thats why i wore the rain pants in the 98 degree weather... fucking sucked....
i will post pics of my knee later

BORED AT WORK ONE OF US GOT A BRIGHT IDEA TO PLAY FIRE HACKY SACK(WITH ROLLED UP PAPER TOWELS AND FAST TACK FLAMABILITY 4) NEEDLESS TO SAY THE STICKY FAST TACK STICKED TO MY HAND AND PINKY WAS ABLAZE WHOLE PINKY WAS A PUSS BALL.

we were changing trannys in a buddys ranger so we pulled the starter off left the wires hooked up and set it on the frame rail not ten min later i was trying to pull the tran out and the starter came off the frame and swung at me hit me right in the forhead K.Oed me must have been funny to see when i woke up 3 ppl were rolling around killing them selfs it sucked

god man i have about a million of these where do i begin. my brother in law was trying to break a castle nut loose on the front of his bd ram charger. when the nut finally came loose it slipped and hit him in the mouth. he ended up with a cracked tooth.

pic of my knee...

i had one yesterday, it was 5pm in a hurry to get outa work.backing out of the parking spot at work, i tagged a car parked all crooked behind me in my tacoma. I have my lic plate in my rear window so i didnt see the noce of the car..

Busted my gay tail light and bent in the opening, i just primed the truck a week or 2 ago. that made my whole day