son of a freaking biotch

does anyone not do the look around to see if anyone noticed. i think that makes it even more awesome. At work i was riding my bmx bike. I popped a wheelie and didnt know the back tire was bald and the ground was wet. The bike slid sideways and i smashed my arm and head. jumped up and tried to play it off but i had no excuse for being soaking wet...

I was under the Passenger side of My dakota the other day putting in the Lower Control Arm when I noticed Flaming black plastic falling on the Drivers side shop floor. Jumped up to find the hot wire from my rear batteries laying across my brakelines and alot of fire. My dumbass grabs the cable and jerks it off the lines spraying myself and half my main fuse center with now Flaming Brake Fluid.... Dr. Pepper makes a pretty good Fire Extinguisher!! Burned my hand and arm Plus pulled the Look Around to see if anyone saw me scream like a little girl when I realized my truck was ablaze....

This happens to everyone. Back in the day, I was doing a drop on my old bullet door Datsun. I took a bf screwdriver to pry apart the rear spring clip. My hands were greasy, so just as I put some insane pressure on it it slipped out of my grip and popped me in the lip. I came unglued and threw it at the wall. Unfortunately for me it bounced off a pile of tires and broke ny side window! I learned real fast not to through my tools! That lesson combined with a lot of beer and anger mgmt classes got me to where I am today...where ever that is.

Got another. I was tightening a bolt on a control arm, got the wrench on one side, impact gun on the other. Wrench starts moving. Next thing I know my hand is pinned between the frame and the wrench, bolt was tight. That hurts, what's worse is I had to reverse the gun w/ one hand. Took like 5 seconds. Then I did the "look around". No one saw that time. Again, I'm a douche.

Originally posted by lunatiksblazer



man dont feel bad i was at work one day, and thos damn link bars everyone bends on the back of grandams the rusted to the inside of the bushing and the torches were out of gas. got the bright idea to air chisel it, well i was using the chisel with on hand and holding the link bar. the chisel kicks on rotates and i took the bit about an inch under my eye. lots of of blood, black eye and a cool scare.

goddamn homie that could turned out hella bad for you!!!! lucky SOB you are!!!

Originally posted by Daimon



I was under the Passenger side of My dakota the other day putting in the Lower Control Arm when I noticed Flaming black plastic falling on the Drivers side shop floor. Jumped up to find the hot wire from my rear batteries laying across my brakelines and alot of fire. My dumbass grabs the cable and jerks it off the lines spraying myself and half my main fuse center with now Flaming Brake Fluid.... Dr. Pepper makes a pretty good Fire Extinguisher!! Burned my hand and arm Plus pulled the Look Around to see if anyone saw me scream like a little girl when I realized my truck was ablaze....

i do beleive i would have had a coronary from laughing so goddamn hard!!! oh and this slap brought to you by the imfamous DoughBoy!!!

I HAD A AIRLINE BURST 150+ PSI RIGHT IN MY FACE THE OTHER NIGHT. FACE WENT NUMB FOR A FEW SECENDS... SCARED THE TACO BELL RIGHT OUT OF ME.
YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO USE THE DRAIN COCK ON A TANK FOR A REASON!

how about having an airlift airbag filled at 80 psi explode about a foot away from your ear....smacked the back of the frame with my head...and couldn't hear for a few.... screw airlift..

Holy shit this is BAR FAR best thread of the week!

Oh my gosh, yeah obviously we've all done stupid shit!

One time me and homeboy were puttin carpet in my daily and the compressor relay was inbetween the seats so we got the bright idea to put it under the seat...yup, right on the METAL floor pan! Needless to say it shorted out and all the wires got red hot, burned the insulation off, melted the carpet, filled the inside with smoke, it was a mess! Our smartasses got a fire extinguisher and made a REAL big mess...haha

keep these coming. they are awesome.

not auto related but funny. messing around making peanut brittle. i told my buddy to touch the boiling sugar to see if it was hot. him not thinking stuck his finger in it. yeah boiling sugar is fucking hot. his fingertip was white for a couple weeks.