son of a freaking biotch

at work we use these spanner wrench things. they are made from 3/4 inch solid stainless. they weigh about 6 pounds each. I was working on a higher platform. a buddy was below. i was abuot 20 feet up. he calls for my wrench so i toss it down to him. perfect toss. he misses it... it sandwiched his nut between the wrench and his leg. he was on the ground crying... so i sprayed him with a water hose...

i agree with james this is the best thread of the week!!!

Originally posted by ahab



I did that one day at the shop doin a lift kit.... got the wrench stuck in frame.....pulled real hard and punched myself in the face. The worse part is we have cameras in the building so everyone took enjoyment in watching me punch myself in the face for hours.

DUDE U HAVE GOT TO POST THAT!!!!

Edited: 6/20/2007 7:39:13 PM by MagicMikey

Originally posted by xinsertnamex



One day i had to jump up on my frame table to weld something and when i jumped up there my foot slipped back off and i banged my shin not once but two times once on the table its self and another time on my frame rail

Needless to say thats something you cant walk off hahahthat reminds me of a friend that thought it was fun to play on the new link set up on the back of his truck. we had worked 10 hrs that night and at 10 am in the mornin, he decides its fun jumpin on it with no shocks. with good springy lift like a diving board, then he dived or feel off landin on my welder nocked it over and fell on some other tools in the floor lol.

My employe dident come in to work for two days dident even call. I think Im gona throw a wrench at him when he comes in.

"If you can dodge wrenches you can dodge balls"

Edited: 6/20/2007 7:53:11 PM by 3rdCoastS10

Originally posted by Pootus



at work we use these spanner wrench things. they are made from 3/4 inch solid stainless. they weigh about 6 pounds each. I was working on a higher platform. a buddy was below. i was abuot 20 feet up. he calls for my wrench so i toss it down to him. perfect toss. he misses it... it sandwiched his nut between the wrench and his leg. he was on the ground crying... so i sprayed him with a water hose...

now that is some funny ass shit ^

i was underneath my daily a 4x4 silverado removing the gas tank 2 change the fuel pump dropped the impact wrench on the bridge of my nose hurt like a bitch 4 about a week

Originally posted by Cosa Nostra



Originally posted by ahab



I did that one day at the shop doin a lift kit.... got the wrench stuck in frame.....pulled real hard and punched myself in the face. The worse part is we have cameras in the building so everyone took enjoyment in watching me punch myself in the face for hours.

DUDE U HAVE GOT TO POST THAT!!!!



yeah post that shit

the video is on my bosses computer. I can get it. Its great though. You can see me lean back really hard to put alot of pressure on it and then BAM! I go flying across the floor. I think it was a double fisted punch in the face too.

Ahab look so hardcore until he told me he punched himself. I drilled my hand the other day. I needed to make a connector a little bigger so i used a step bit to expand it it. I was too lazy to put it in a vice. 3 seconds later I was missing a chunk of my finger. I looked around to see if anyone saw me. I'm a douche!