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math speaks the truth
baggedmitsu
+1y
This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:
What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
If:A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Zis represented as:1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND, ! look how far ass kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the BullshiT and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.
What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
If:A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Zis represented as:1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND, ! look how far ass kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the BullshiT and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.
ST Kool Laid
+1y
HAHAHAHAHA fucking classic
whynotfab
+1y
lol good one
SoLow03
+1y
Dude Ernie where do you come up with these things at??ChrisTX Chapter
YUPPIE
+1y
THATS GREAT
bodydropped85
+1y
hahahahahahhahahhhha
M I N I T R U C K I N G
13+9+14+9+20+18+21+9+14+7=134% haha
M I N I T R U C K I N G
13+9+14+9+20+18+21+9+14+7=134% haha
fatheadjames
+1y
That right there made my day.
drupru22
+1y
Edited: 9/26/2005 4:24:20 PM by drupru22
The funniest thing about it all is the dipshit that actually made that! Obviously they dont know how to add. ASSKISSING is not 118% its actually 127% but whos counting. LoL. This thing has been around for ever and I remember seeing it once before screwed up but never said anything. Hopefully someone will actually fix it, and if it pops up again some where it will be correct.A=1 S=19 S=19 K=11 I=9 S=19 S=19 I=9 N=14 G=7 = 127%
The funniest thing about it all is the dipshit that actually made that! Obviously they dont know how to add. ASSKISSING is not 118% its actually 127% but whos counting. LoL. This thing has been around for ever and I remember seeing it once before screwed up but never said anything. Hopefully someone will actually fix it, and if it pops up again some where it will be correct.A=1 S=19 S=19 K=11 I=9 S=19 S=19 I=9 N=14 G=7 = 127%
/// xception
+1y
I swear Ernie the shit you think off. Pretty damn funny though.
JPerry
+1y
Wow... Dude I feel so much smarter now. Thankyou for Enlightening me jk...