I envy you southern people

I envy you. Its warm year around and you can roll your ride year around. I envy people out west to, but not as much cause you people will never own your own house. But what i envy the most of all, is all the chicks down south and out west are smokin hot. I guess michigan gets stuck with all the fat people or something. It never occured to me till a week ago when i was in Miami and someone asked me where i'm from, I said Michigan and they didnt even know where it was. What i realized more is i live in a suck ass place with fat chicks. I'd say atleast we got hockey but hell not even that. So i envy you