SSM members, i need your creativity.

In the police academy, we go by our last names, so my buddys gave me a porno name since i talk about sex alot. They used my last name to come up with the name. My buddy decided to make me a hooded sweatshirt with my porn name on the front, and on the back he wanted me to comeup with a list of porno type movies that sound funny as hell, so i need the ogs creativity,! List funny names i can give to him,and thanks for the responses

btw they call me burk magnum. lol thanks guys