Top Ten things I've learned from being a minitruckers

I know they're not TOO great, but what's everyone have to say?

10. Bigger toolboxes=more tools you dont know what to do with

9. You can't build a reputation on what you're GOING to do

8. more stickers on your ride=more laughter AT your ride

7. Speed bumps=a new high

6. pot holes=a new low

5. more $$ does not equal better rides, rappers take note

4. never get between 2 rival clubs at the afterparty, that only leads to a bloody nose

3. touching some's ride without their permission leads to broken bones

2. Anyone who admits to shopping for "custom" parts at autozone or pepboys will immediatly become the target of ridicule

1. This is a lifestyle, and you will never be able to live without it