Anyone want a fighter jet (ebay item)

hey i was considering buying a fighterjet and i was wanting ur opinion which one to get hahaha yah right sorry just trying to blow smoke up ur guys's ass but if anyof u do have the dough here is two jets one is a mig and the other one is an old blue angel hornet

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3078059896

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3078910291&category=4672

thought u guys might enjoy this