New Photo Caption Contest

OK.. here are the rules.. you can only make ONE caption about the picture. The idea is to illustrate in a quick, yet witty and hilarious quip. Onelinners are classic here. So lets see what we got...

"Fuck PETA."

~George Bush

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm taste's like chicken

Most of our Imports come from other countires

i need your BRAINS

u've got 2 lick it, before u stick it.....

mmmm the only pussy i can eat

mmmm this is the best pussy ive ever had, eat your heart out clinton

this pussy aint as hairy as Laura's

Mmm...This pussy's better then the old one at home