need help with truck trends mag

well there are some pics of my truck in trucktrends and the caption is in japanese
how can i translate.  google will not work
 any help would be great

anyone

shannon I have taken a magazine to a local japanese restruant and had them translate it for me. just a ideal

ya all i get in town is get the heal outa hen ( get the hell out of here) once in a while i do get a cookie tossed at me too