What To Get Girl For V-Day

I wish my wife was that easy. She doesn't like flowers and she is always on a diet, so she won't hardly eat chocolate (and no one likes fat-free chocolate). And, I would get slapped in the face if I walked in with a teddy bear. So, I never know what to get her and I usually don't get a "happy ending" on Valentine's day.

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get her somethin she will use.....get her a torque wrench...she will need that and she wont expect it

I would go for the dick in a box!

Originally posted by shvdass



I would go for the dick in a box!

I'll bet you would james!

Christmas, Hannaka, Valentines Day...A dick in a box! Even at her parents house a dick in the box!

1. Cut a hole in the box.

2. Put your junk in the box!

I ended up getting her some flowers sent to her work and I had went to wally world and bought her a stuffed animal, a balloon and a card and left it in the kitchen the night before so she could see it when she woke up... Did all that and didn't get a or a

shes prude then. wait for next year i guess. shoulda got her drunk.

ya i didnt get a or a or even a i just got a and a thank you and she made me soem chochlate covered bpeanutbutter balls so it was nice