autozone fucking with people on the phone

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autozone fucking with people on the phone
Low_SST avatar
Low_SST
+1y
you guys gotta listen to these calls there hilarious
Low_SST avatar
Low_SST
+1y
i think the best one is the woman calling about the window motor and they tell her it comes with a cam shaft, rear view window, gas cap, and a quart of oil, and shes like ok ill come get it lol.
no1lowr avatar
no1lowr
+1y
the autozone employees are straight douche bags, i called for a part once and they did some similar shit after looking the part up, i went in ther and pulled some shelves over when they wouldnt sell me the part becuase i told them aall to have some respect for themsleves at work, fuck those nancys
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STUD1Y
+1y
the best is when you build a ride out of some of the better parts.

like you've got a ford 9" and you tell them you just want brakes for like a 70's pickup or something, and they say "oh that won's show up for a 91 chevy fullsize ...."

darrr.
TwistedPhil avatar
TwistedPhil
+1y
That's great stuff!

And it's the reason I only deal with Autozone in moments of desperation- like when Napa is closed! Having built Datsuns, you have to know the year/make/model of every car your transmission, distributor, etc. came off of! Napa employees can think around corners, and can even refer to a BOOK whent he computer doesn't show the part!

-Phil at FBI
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jmn444
+1y
they do get confused as fuck if you mix and match. I sometimes forgot when I was building my mustang and walked thru the whole year/make/model/engine talk with them only for their heads to explode because a 351w isn't an option according to their computer...

YUPPIE avatar
YUPPIE
+1y
I manage an advance auto and we that shit all the time its freaking funny as hell to hear some of theose people responses

Glad we arent the only ones who do it

jcordova avatar
jcordova
+1y
I would be so fucking pissed if I called and somebody pulled that shit.

It would be worth a few nights in jail to kick their teeth in.....
clean cut creations avatar
clean cut creations
+1y
Call and ask them for a FLUX CAPASITOR for and 81 DeLorean.........or if they have a 710 cap...(OIL)....OR a MUFFLER BEARING...or a kanuten valve for a 73 MG....The list goes on and on..
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BaggedMazda87
+1y
Uh yeah, that guy's an idiot

I don't find any humor in that, the dude thinks he knows MORE THAN ANYBODY about every single car and part jus cuz he works at AUTOZONE! woohoo

What a tool

And he's totally serious when he tells the women to have their HUSBANDS call, ?!?!