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Fun Facts about Mr. T
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Every time a church bell rings, Mr. T pities a fool.
When Mr. T folds his arms, the U.S. Terror Alert Level is raised to gold.
Mr. T hates playing 'Rock Paper Scissors' because he doesn't believe anything could beat rock. He always chooses rock, and when someone throws paper, he says,"I win." If someone is foolish enough to dispute this, he takes his clenched fist and punches them in the face, then says, "I thought your paper would protect you."
Children are afraid of the dark. Dark is afraid of Mr. T.
Mr. T speaks only when necessary. His main form of communication is folding his arms and slowly shaking his head. And regardless of the situation, he is always understood.
The last man who made eye contact with Mr. T was Ray Charles.
Mr. T doesn't pity anyone who likes the Black Eyed Peas. He just kills them.
Mr T. and Chuck Norris decided to spar, they travelled to the only safe place in the Universe, the beginning of time. They bowed to each other and Chuck launched in with a roundhouse kick. Mr. T blocked it, and the resulting pressure wave is commonly called the Big Bang.
Condoms were not invented because Mr. T's penis needed protection, but because the world needed protection from Mr. T's penis.
Mr.T once punched Chuck Norris at the exact moment he roundhouse kicked Mr.T in the chest. the result was the 80's.
Mr. T isn't afraid of flying, but God fears the consequences of letting him fall.
5 out of 5 doctors recommend not pissing off Mr. T.
During a warm November day, Chuck Norris challenged Mr. T to an eating contest. Chuck did well by eating ten 30oz steaks, but Mr. T won by eating a Ford Taurus.
Human females have two X chromosomes. Males have an X and a Y. Mr. T has three Ys and a T. He's more man than you'll ever be.
Mr. T doesn't breathe, air just hides in his lungs for protection.
23. That's the number of people Mr. T has pitied in the time it has taken you to read this sentence.
Mr. T once captured Bigfoot, but released him after he shaved the beast and realized that it was just Chuck Norris walking around naked in the woods.
When creating the alphabet, Mr. T placed the letters M, R, and T in seperate areas so people could learn to read and spell without fear.
Mr. T coined the phrase, "I see dead people," after the waiting staff at Denny's forgot his birthday.
Mr. T is not black. It's just that the sun is to afraid to shine on him.
Mr. T invented fools. Realizing the magnitude of his folly, he then created Pity.
When Mr. T received his star on Hollywood's Walk of Fame, he made his hand prints after the cement was dry.
Mr. T has had some interesting bowel movements; some of which include: Steve Urkel and Australia.
Mary had a little lamb, then Mr. T ate it.
Underneath the mohawk lies a gentle and loving man. In front of the man lies the thousands of corpses of his enemies.
Mr. T puts the laughter in manslaughter.
Mr. T once ate four 72 oz. steaks in 12 minutes. He spent the first 5 minutes laughing at the fact it takes Chuck Norris fifteen minutes to eat three.
On the hit show "The A-Team," Mr. T often threw his opponents around during brawls. In fact, stuntmen were thrown at Mr. T, who then caught them, and the footage was played in reverse. This was because any man thrown by Mr. T would break the sound barrier and die instantly.
There are only four horsemen of the apocalypse, because Mr. T is going to walk.
On the A-team, Face , Haniabal, and Murdoch were all masters of disguise. Mr T didn't have to wear a disguise. The bad guys didn't recognize him out of fear.
When Mr. T folds his arms, the U.S. Terror Alert Level is raised to gold.
Mr. T hates playing 'Rock Paper Scissors' because he doesn't believe anything could beat rock. He always chooses rock, and when someone throws paper, he says,"I win." If someone is foolish enough to dispute this, he takes his clenched fist and punches them in the face, then says, "I thought your paper would protect you."
Children are afraid of the dark. Dark is afraid of Mr. T.
Mr. T speaks only when necessary. His main form of communication is folding his arms and slowly shaking his head. And regardless of the situation, he is always understood.
The last man who made eye contact with Mr. T was Ray Charles.
Mr. T doesn't pity anyone who likes the Black Eyed Peas. He just kills them.
Mr T. and Chuck Norris decided to spar, they travelled to the only safe place in the Universe, the beginning of time. They bowed to each other and Chuck launched in with a roundhouse kick. Mr. T blocked it, and the resulting pressure wave is commonly called the Big Bang.
Condoms were not invented because Mr. T's penis needed protection, but because the world needed protection from Mr. T's penis.
Mr.T once punched Chuck Norris at the exact moment he roundhouse kicked Mr.T in the chest. the result was the 80's.
Mr. T isn't afraid of flying, but God fears the consequences of letting him fall.
5 out of 5 doctors recommend not pissing off Mr. T.
During a warm November day, Chuck Norris challenged Mr. T to an eating contest. Chuck did well by eating ten 30oz steaks, but Mr. T won by eating a Ford Taurus.
Human females have two X chromosomes. Males have an X and a Y. Mr. T has three Ys and a T. He's more man than you'll ever be.
Mr. T doesn't breathe, air just hides in his lungs for protection.
23. That's the number of people Mr. T has pitied in the time it has taken you to read this sentence.
Mr. T once captured Bigfoot, but released him after he shaved the beast and realized that it was just Chuck Norris walking around naked in the woods.
When creating the alphabet, Mr. T placed the letters M, R, and T in seperate areas so people could learn to read and spell without fear.
Mr. T coined the phrase, "I see dead people," after the waiting staff at Denny's forgot his birthday.
Mr. T is not black. It's just that the sun is to afraid to shine on him.
Mr. T invented fools. Realizing the magnitude of his folly, he then created Pity.
When Mr. T received his star on Hollywood's Walk of Fame, he made his hand prints after the cement was dry.
Mr. T has had some interesting bowel movements; some of which include: Steve Urkel and Australia.
Mary had a little lamb, then Mr. T ate it.
Underneath the mohawk lies a gentle and loving man. In front of the man lies the thousands of corpses of his enemies.
Mr. T puts the laughter in manslaughter.
Mr. T once ate four 72 oz. steaks in 12 minutes. He spent the first 5 minutes laughing at the fact it takes Chuck Norris fifteen minutes to eat three.
On the hit show "The A-Team," Mr. T often threw his opponents around during brawls. In fact, stuntmen were thrown at Mr. T, who then caught them, and the footage was played in reverse. This was because any man thrown by Mr. T would break the sound barrier and die instantly.
There are only four horsemen of the apocalypse, because Mr. T is going to walk.
On the A-team, Face , Haniabal, and Murdoch were all masters of disguise. Mr T didn't have to wear a disguise. The bad guys didn't recognize him out of fear.
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4uh8rs
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DodgeRT
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eksessivdragger
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Dude i was laughing so hard that i couldnt read those off to my friends.!!!! way better than the factoids about Chuck Norris!!
toffeechips
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haha thats fuckin awesome
livinlow
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Mr. T coined the phrase, "I see dead people," after the waiting staff at Denny's forgot his birthday
that's classic
that's classic
sukntire
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Mr.T put the laughter in manslaughter
lkrayzie
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Mr. T once captured Bigfoot, but released him after he shaved the beast and realized that it was just Chuck Norris walking around naked in the woods.
hahahaha, thats great
hahahaha, thats great