Micowavable Vagina

Okay my friend told me about this,that his buddy did and I have tried it lot of times.. I must say its awsome! So awsome I had a lawyer Notearize (sp?) it so I can make a prototype for another patent...well here it goes..

Okay first you need a towel...a big one or a small shower towel.

get it damp,not soaked. fold it 3x long ways.

Get some saran wrap and wrap the whole towel with the wrap.

Pick you choice of lube, I peferre KY Jelly,spread the lube all over both sides of the towel.

Roll the towel in a ball,starting from one end and rollin it till it looks like a snail.

Next step was a difficult one for me, my friend said nuke the vagina for 45secs,well that creates unwanted burns so I did it about 30 SEConds.

Take you fake pussy and put it between mattress or pillow,just lay on it or hold it in yer hand and go to town

Have Fun!!!