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Moral of the story...

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jcampbell1180 avatar
jcampbell1180   +1y
True story. Happened Monday night. I was emailing my sister when I thought maybe you bastards would get a kick outta it as well.

The other night I was getting cozy in bed after watching "The Two Towers". I bunker down and begin to drift into dreamland, when I start to notice a scent. More like a stench.

"What the hell is that?" I thought.

"Smells like...shat."

"Is it my breath...I hope not."

A few minutes pass by...

"Roy H. Quimbly! That's bad"

"Where the hell is this coming from?"

"What the fu..."

It was at that moment, that I realized my darling wife had inserted one of Riley's little "love cakes" into my pillowcase.

My memory came flooding back...

Earlier that day, I was cleaning out the garage when I found a diaper behind the trashcan. It had been there a few days and it smelled like a rotting corpse had rolled in some month old cat shit, and then proceeded to go swimming in a lake of moldy diarrhea. Nice.

So needless to say, I was pissed because it wasn't "in" the trashcan. So, in an act of rebellious retaliation, I opened the door to the house, and hucked the hellish beast into the living room. I took it upon myself to then lovingly remind Shannon, that diapers belong "in" the can, and to please try disposing of it again. End of story.

...or so I thought...

Apparently, she didn't appreciate my kind instruction and decided to teach me a little lesson of my own.

So there I was...11 'o clock at night, washing my pillow.

Owned.
diabolic kustoms avatar
diabolic kustoms   +1y
that's some funny shit..pun unintended
huskerdually avatar
huskerdually   +1y
Pretty safe to assume you didn't get any that night.
raymondsage avatar
raymondsage   +1y
That is funny as hell....
rhmdually avatar
rhmdually   +1y
lmao
pig rig avatar
pig rig   +1y
I'm laughing now and the only thing that comes to mind is carma is a mother F^@KER
pig rig avatar
pig rig   +1y
I forgot did you learn any thing SHIT HEAD
jcampbell1180 avatar
jcampbell1180   +1y


Yeah...never piss off a pregnant woman.
okcderek avatar
okcderek   +1y
I laughed so hard I had tears in my eyes and about shit my pants.
bdydrped avatar
bdydrped   +1y
thats pure greatness man!!!!!