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Pig had a busy night last night...

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jcampbell1180 avatar
jcampbell1180   +1y
I can see him now:

All coke'd up in his dimly-lit, and slightly moldy living room. Sitting at the computer in nothing but a pair of socks and a straw cowboy hat, furiously pecking away at the keyboard while laughing like a hyena.

In the background, his VCR is humming away while his 19 inch color TV flickers with the fleshy glow of 80's fetish porn.

The phone rings, and it startles him as he jolts back into a pseudo reality. "Shit-storm sonufabitch!!!", he screams in a turrets-induced rage, knocking over a myriad of empty Miller Light bottles as well as a small mirror with a straight blade sitting on top of it. He's frantically trying to follow the cord to the phone lost in the piles of rubbish strewn about this living room. After a couple of seconds, he gives up..."Probably just some damn bill collector, anyway" He says out loud, as he swats at the hallucinated birds encircling his head.

The dog seems a bit startled by the whole scene, but at the same time, recognizes it as business as usual for a Monday night. He quietly gets up and meanders through the piles of trash, dirty clothes and stacks of 'Hot Chocolate' magazines in the living room.

He sprints back to the computer desk, which comprises mostly of a computer monitor sitting on a TV tray, and an old wicker chair surrounded by balled-up Kleenex's. He's back to furiously pecking away on his keyboard with a paranoid look in his eye. The only thing that distracts him from his goal of beating Trevor, it the frequent glances at the pinkish glow of the 19 inch TV, to 'beat' himself.

...fade to black...
Post was last edited on Feb 06, 2007 06:02. This post has been edited 2 times.
lockone avatar
lockone   +1y
and I am still on the top...(insert evil laugh here)
bill brasky avatar
bill brasky   +1y
I dont know weather to laugh or cry for him....
huskerdually avatar
huskerdually   +1y
What I wonder is how you know exactly what he's doing.

I'm thinking Campy is in the background of that visual somewhere.
jcampbell1180 avatar
jcampbell1180   +1y
Yeah, I was on the couch eating Cheetos and flipping through some old Hot VW mags, circa 1984.

Hey...SOMEBODY'S got to be his friend.
bill brasky avatar
bill brasky   +1y
circa 1984
huskerdually avatar
huskerdually   +1y
Campy I didn't know you worked with those with "special needs".

Brasky you goin to the lincoln swap meet.
pig rig avatar
pig rig   +1y
I was up with my back and after ahand full of vikadens and a six pack of miller lites running a scan after every 15sec. clip of porn gets old so I had to find some thing to entertain myself while waiting for the rush to kick in and the funny part is my livingroom is a mess but its all my daughters stuff, my lil pony and princes barbie dolls every where
low95xlt avatar
low95xlt   +1y
awe pig plays with barbies and my lil ponies, awe he has come outof the closet... sorry to hear bout that buddy haha
guilty by design avatar
guilty by design   +1y
Has campy ever considered becoming a comedy television show writer?

And has pig ever considered professional help?