help with best man speach?

Edited: 4/29/2006 12:53:45 AM by suckafree

I need some help writing a damned ass best man speach. Ive got a week to come up with something and the bride is buggin.
I dont know what im doin, help
this was all I was givin for tips (from the bride)
Dont drink too much
no making fun of bride
no talking of groom's ex girlfriends
and stuff like that....which leaves me with nothing to say ha

I need help here eh.

sorry man i feel ya there, that would be my worst nightmare. dont fuck it up. haha

watch Old School and quote mitch's speech exactly if all else fails.

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This is what I did for my boys wedding. Tell the bride to put her hand out. Then tell the groom to put his on top of hers. Then say "(name), enjoy this, remember this, cause this is the last time you'll ever have the upper hand!"

I was best man and I butchered my speech up. I had my girl right it and she decided to include words like "fruitful" my friends were all like "WTF fruitful" lol. Make sure and leave out the "remember when we use to pull those hoes stories"