chuck norris= bitch

chuck norris is just like jean claude van damme... his older movies like bloodsport used to be the shit, but i tried to watch bloodsport on versus the other day and couldnt stand how cheesy some of the fights were.... but he still is a badass...

you dont like 3 replays of van damme round house kicking steroid asians in the face?


by the way...van dam could beat the shit out of chuck norris....even in his hay day....some 80 years ago.

van damme is a douche bag chuck norris would kick his ass

Van Dam couldn't kick steven seagal's ass let alone Chuck Norris

Chuck would make Van Damme his little bitch. Chuck would be having Van Damme walking around his house wearing high heels and red lipstick while he is serving Master chuck norris his food and drink.

chuck norris wears a ribbed condom inside out so he gets the pleasure

come on van damme is a friggin balerina for christ sake.
chucks mustache could take out van damme.

Damn Chuck is looking old as hell..

Don't let the old looks fool ya. He still wouldn't have a problem with ripping someones still beating heart out of there chest. DID YOU KNOW? FACT: Chuck just doesn't kill you, he devoures your soul.

"Diamonds are not, despite popular belief, carbon. They are, in fact, Chuck Norris fecal matter. This was proven recently, when scientific analysis revealed what appeared to be Jean-Claude Van Damme bone fragments inside the Hope Diamond."