you shold get a subscrition to a really raunchy gay mag and send it to work in his name
in the face is the correct punishment!if you order a subscription you may never see another MINITRUCKIN' mag! I have been waiting since Feb. If I find out one of my nieghbor's stole it I'll in the face for sure and then I'll over them!!!
stab him in the eye with a pen!!
Originally posted by CHOSN1
Take his stapler and move all his shit down into the basement.. Oh and also from another movie (which I saw about 15 minutes of this weekend), put superglue on his chair right before he sits down. And speaking of magazines, a couple days ago one of my dogs started chewing on my wifes new magazine she gets. My dog chewed a corner up pretty good and so I started laughing. Well, my wife didn't find it very funny so she walked over and grabbed my newest SportTruck mag and tore it in half.
you better check yo' bitch! tell her to get her hands off your mag and go fold them clothes, they ain't gonna fold themselves!
Tie him up, tape his eyes open and put him in a tanning bed.. then tell him to read it next month..
my girlfriends dog jumped on the bed when i was reading last months issue.. it slid across the pages crumbling it up, so the cover looks bent now
LOL.... Thanks for all the support and responses. errrr your all very creative.
Edited: 9/7/2007 2:24:08 PM by flamesaway
Originally posted by BenDaPirate
My mailman beats off on my playgirls. My guess is that your mailman never makes it past the cover, so you just rip through the plastic and handle your business. I'm right ain't I.
As far as the co-worker--shame on you.I reckon you could get your ass kicked from doin' sumthin' like dat!
We have a copy of Tailgate mag here that we tucked a page from Blueboy (look it up!) into.
Sometimes we'll leave it on the counter for customers to browse through... it's great to watch their reactions!!
They never seem to steal our customer copies anymore.... go figure!
-Phil at FBI
Phil that is just plain sick. Not the good sik. Ha ha