need photoshop help please, asap
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need photoshop help please, asap
Uncle Fester
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Good job on the house. Also want to know now. I am interested like a little old lady.
idrgbdy
+1y
this is my new project. lol. bagged, flat black, flames, domination sticker, everything shaved.....
yes, this has gone on too long. lol
yes, this has gone on too long. lol
LowBlazin
+1y
was that video real? that was crazy
idrgbdy
+1y
Originally posted by LowBlazin
was that video real? that was crazy
ya it's real. they increased the speed so it would be a short movie. but ya, that kind of stuff is very possible to do and happens a lot.
was that video real? that was crazy
ya it's real. they increased the speed so it would be a short movie. but ya, that kind of stuff is very possible to do and happens a lot.
jumbo
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Randy, you're my new hero (sorry seth and fatasss10).
Ok, here's the deal. I'm a field rep for a mobile home mortgage company. I have to take 12-16 pics of every house i have to chase (our word for going to a house). They just recently started making us use the date stamp, because apparently people were taking extra pics and saying they went back out on friday or whatever and sitting on their ass at home. I thought, great idea. Sometimes i'll change the date stamp to friday's date while i'm there, take the pic, then change it back. Before yall get your panties in a wad, just remember that i'm on salary, and get paid the same for working 20 hours a week as i do for working 60. Well, i average 45-55 hours a week. My supervisor who lives in Texas is changing jobs in 2 weeks, so i guess he's trying to be the biggest dick he can and make everyone's life under him miserable for his last 2 weeks of being a boss. He sent me a shitty email asking why i only worked 4 hours monday and my first account worked tuesday was at 6pm, and why i drove 7 hours between 2 accounts wednesday. Well, my daughter got kicked out of her 2nd day care a couple weeks ago (she has some sensory issues, she'll throw fits for 2-3 hours at a time because she can't get her dopamine and seratonin in balance and does'nt know how to stop it from hurting). Luckily, my wife and both have flexible schedules, and my mom in law works at the school. My mom in law said she'd watch my daughter over the summer or until we can get her in a day care, whichever comes first. But she does'nt get out of school for 2 weeks. My wife tried to take the 2 weeks off (i believe she has 16 weeks of leave built up, she did'nt take a day off the first 4 years she worked there), but she's an adoption specialist so she has to make court appearances, etc. Well, i had to watch my daughter monday and tuesday morning while she was in court. My boss says "why did'nt you call and tell me?" My response was "i did'nt think it mattered, yeah i only worked 4 hours monday, but i worked 7 tuesday, 14 wednesday, and 11 thursday, so i'll be over 40 hours, what's the deal?" He said it says in our employee manual that we have to call in if we can't work a full day. I think this is bullshit because they go by the week, not the day.
Anyway, the point of the story is i had to stay home today because my wife had to drive 2 1/2 hours away for a staff meeting, so when i changed the pic to friday's date, somehow the pic did'nt download. Well, my supervisor got all high and mighty and wanted me to email him all the pics from the houses i chased that i did'nt upload, so i needed that one to be for today. I hope i slaked yall's thirst for juicy gossip with my boring as hell story, sorry for the war and peace novel. I'm digging the bodydropped trailer, and especially the shaved/flat black w/flames one, lol.
Also, am i the only one that thought the dude that photoshopped the chick should have left her tits the same size? haha, guess so.
Randy, thanks again, you're a lifesaver. Now i hope my dumbass supervisor does'nt notice that the pics are slightly different sizes. Now you'll have to wait for part 2 for that one...
Ok, here's the deal. I'm a field rep for a mobile home mortgage company. I have to take 12-16 pics of every house i have to chase (our word for going to a house). They just recently started making us use the date stamp, because apparently people were taking extra pics and saying they went back out on friday or whatever and sitting on their ass at home. I thought, great idea. Sometimes i'll change the date stamp to friday's date while i'm there, take the pic, then change it back. Before yall get your panties in a wad, just remember that i'm on salary, and get paid the same for working 20 hours a week as i do for working 60. Well, i average 45-55 hours a week. My supervisor who lives in Texas is changing jobs in 2 weeks, so i guess he's trying to be the biggest dick he can and make everyone's life under him miserable for his last 2 weeks of being a boss. He sent me a shitty email asking why i only worked 4 hours monday and my first account worked tuesday was at 6pm, and why i drove 7 hours between 2 accounts wednesday. Well, my daughter got kicked out of her 2nd day care a couple weeks ago (she has some sensory issues, she'll throw fits for 2-3 hours at a time because she can't get her dopamine and seratonin in balance and does'nt know how to stop it from hurting). Luckily, my wife and both have flexible schedules, and my mom in law works at the school. My mom in law said she'd watch my daughter over the summer or until we can get her in a day care, whichever comes first. But she does'nt get out of school for 2 weeks. My wife tried to take the 2 weeks off (i believe she has 16 weeks of leave built up, she did'nt take a day off the first 4 years she worked there), but she's an adoption specialist so she has to make court appearances, etc. Well, i had to watch my daughter monday and tuesday morning while she was in court. My boss says "why did'nt you call and tell me?" My response was "i did'nt think it mattered, yeah i only worked 4 hours monday, but i worked 7 tuesday, 14 wednesday, and 11 thursday, so i'll be over 40 hours, what's the deal?" He said it says in our employee manual that we have to call in if we can't work a full day. I think this is bullshit because they go by the week, not the day.
Anyway, the point of the story is i had to stay home today because my wife had to drive 2 1/2 hours away for a staff meeting, so when i changed the pic to friday's date, somehow the pic did'nt download. Well, my supervisor got all high and mighty and wanted me to email him all the pics from the houses i chased that i did'nt upload, so i needed that one to be for today. I hope i slaked yall's thirst for juicy gossip with my boring as hell story, sorry for the war and peace novel. I'm digging the bodydropped trailer, and especially the shaved/flat black w/flames one, lol.
Also, am i the only one that thought the dude that photoshopped the chick should have left her tits the same size? haha, guess so.
Randy, thanks again, you're a lifesaver. Now i hope my dumbass supervisor does'nt notice that the pics are slightly different sizes. Now you'll have to wait for part 2 for that one...
TwistedMinis
+1y
Hopefully hes not a minitrucker. Lol.
crazygenius13
+1y
wow, lots of stress for a little picture
jumbo
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Originally posted by TwistedMinis
Hopefully hes not a minitrucker. Lol.
nope, but he's a die hard Longhorns fan so that's reason enough for me to hate him, lol
Hopefully hes not a minitrucker. Lol.
nope, but he's a die hard Longhorns fan so that's reason enough for me to hate him, lol
TwistedMinis
+1y
I'm gonna guess thats a football team.
jumbo
+1y
yeah, texas longhorns. i'm a razorback, i remember the old southwest conference days when arkansas was the only non-texas school in the conference. But that was way before your time, and on the other side of the country, lol.