Google won't even find Chuck Norris!

Try this and see what happens. Type "Find Chuck Norris" into Google and hit the "I'm feeling lucky" button.

Even Google trembles in fear at the mere mention of the mighty Chuck Norris.

HAHA

haha, run before he finds you, look up a different person!!

I heard on TMZ that chuck norris has a bagged full-size...

^^ ive heard that as well... but i heard it was an suv.

I heard that firestone makes a whole new style of airbag just for chuck norris' muscles because they are too big and heavy for any other style.

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

I can't remember which magazine it was. But there was a picture in the back of a guy holding a sign that reads "Chuck Norris doesn't need dragblocks.......He drags his fists because they're made of steel"!

LOL, I about fell off the pot when I read that.

google is just Chuck Norris' E-mail.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris