trashy truck

so we were at the lake today eating crawfish, and this fat whore comes up in our shit and is like "i dont pay all this money to live on the lake for people to park their trashy cars and drink beer" so when we left i tried to run her down. but i just wanted to say in my defense, its a truck, not a car.

maybe you should have asked her to join yall to see what she was missing instead of running her down.

hey, fat chicks need love too. you probably were blocking her driveway and she could'nt go out and get her mickey d's.

na she was just jealous her house was on wheels and her car was on blocks and it was to hot to walk across the street thorugh the drive through.

You should have just threw the 3" of love on her and showed her what's up....

we were parked in front of a house when we got there, then we decided that that was rude and moved across the street, apparently we're still douchebags, also we werent in front of her house, she came walking from around the corner